Grow Your Own Girlfriend - Purple

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Psst, want a girlfriend without the pesky dating, silly questions, nagging, jewelry and - gasp - mother-in-laws?

Skilling It No-nonsense help and explainers to help you navigate your next career move, whether you’re unemployed or gunning for that big promotion. The whole process takes 72 hours, and so isn’t particularly riveting – in fact, you’ll be hard pressed to notice it growing at all! The 95-year old monarch has been resting and undertaking only "light" desk duties following a mystery health scare earlier this year.Plus these royal fashion fails that prove they’re just like us, from Meghan Markle’s left on tag to Kate Middleton’s foot in a drain. Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie will not be able to see each other, for example, or either of their parents. Sadly, the royals will miss out on this beloved tradition this year due to the coronavirus pandemic. Kate Middleton is no stranger to savage and quirky Christmas gifts, as the Duchess of Cambridge gifted a 'grow-your-own-girlfriend' kit to Prince Harry. Apparently the with the gifts, the cheaper the better and over the years there have been some pretty eyebrow-raising ideas.

Some other wacky presents over the years include a white leather toilet seat, which Princess Anne gave to her brother Prince Charles and a shower cap Prince Harry gave to the Queen which bore the slogan ‘Ain’t Life a B****’. Travel The latest news on flight deals, travel hotspots, holiday inspo, and must-see destinations to get you out of the house and on the road. A product from our ‘Grow your Own’ Range, Lady Luck has the ability to grow six times her size when left submerged in water for 72 hours. The authors wrote: "Meghan's biggest challenge was finding the perfect novelty gifts to amuse her new extended family. At least one of her gifts was a huge hit - a spoon for William that had 'cereal killer' embossed on the shallow bowl end of the utensil.On Meghan Markle’s first Christmas with the royals, she got the Queen a singing hamster toy, but unfortunately one of the dogs got hold of it and broke it. To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies. At Sandringham, where the Queen and senior royals spend Christmas, the UK’s most famous family exchange presents on Christmas Eve.

Sure, this grow your own girlfriend might only be 6 cm tall at the moment, but pop her in some room temperature water and she'll soon be up to 600% larger than her original size.

We recently launched a new video series covering cannabis-themed gifts that might (or might not) make good presents for your canna-loving friends. It’s been reported one year Prince Harry gave his grandmother, aka the Queen of England, a bath cap saying ‘ain’t life a b****’. One year the Princess of Wales Kate Middleton bought Prince Harry a Grow Your Own Girlfriend while the Duke of Sussex gifted the late Queen a slogan shower cap.

Meanwhile, Harry and Meghan have launched a podcast with Spotify, and a holiday special will be released in the coming days. Some of the technologies we use are necessary for critical functions like security and site integrity, account authentication, security and privacy preferences, internal site usage and maintenance data, and to make the site work correctly for browsing and transactions. During the feast of lobster, turkey and Christmas pudding the family will pull crackers, which have been made by Kate and her mother-in-law Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall. According to royal reporter Katie Nicholl, she said: “Harry and Kate are very close, she’s been like a mentor to him and he wanted her seal of approval.The ratings/reviews displayed here may not be representative of every listing on this page, or of every review for these listings. Kate was something of a matchmaker for Prince Harry in his younger years, setting him up on blind dates.